Friends, crumpet fans, countrymen, we have some news…
Look, we won’t beat around the bush – you can now get crumpets the size of your actual face in your local supermarket.
WE KNOW, it’s just too much!
This thrilling crumpet innovation is the work of Warburtons, who claim that their giant crumpets are more than twice the size of a regular one.
As you can see, we measured them up ourselves and can confirm that they’re roughly the size of your face.
