Some of us have a little cake shelf spilling over the top of our jeans. Some of us have a whole pattiserie down there.
And while it means we can do a mean truffle shuffle, there are some daily struggles all us lil’ muffins will understand.
1. Like when your waistband feels like it’s crushing your major organs.
2. And the sexy imprint it leaves when you strip off.
3. Eating too much for lunch and discreetly undoing your top button at your desk.
4. Then forgetting and wandering round the office with your trousers undone. FML.
4. When all the jumpers in Topshop are cropped and all the jeans are low-slung. Muffin says hai.