Full disclosure: I spent a full few years wearing only tights, never trousers, on my bottom half.
I gave up jeans after someone I knew proudly proclaimed that wearing jeans and a t-shirt says to the world that you’re a boring person.
I took it to heart, and years of only wearing dresses and skirts followed (I couldn’t find any non-denim trousers that weren’t incredibly unflattering).
And you know what, as fancy and feminine as I felt, the whole experience just made me realise exactly how sh*t tights are. They are the worst and I hate them with the fire of a thousand suns. Here’s why.