To admit that you don’t like tea in Britain is akin to committing a crime – and yet it’s a trial that many of us face every day.
All we want is some peace and quiet to enjoy our non-tea based drinks, but no doubt you’ll have experienced some, or all, of the below questions when admitting that you’d rather not have a cuppa, thanks.
1. Aren’t you having tea?
No, thanks. I… I don’t like tea (insert break for long, tense pause)
2. You don’t like it, like, at all?
Nope. It tastes like hot, milky must.
3. Really?!
Yes, really. Why would I lie about this? It’s made me a social pariah.
4. How do you even function in the mornings?
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