Aw kids.
So cute, so cuddly, so fun and friendly.
No, hang on, that’s dogs. I’m thinking of dogs.
Kids, on the other hand are all kinds of trouble and fuss which is why many of us have always known they’re just not for us.
Here’s 12 things you only know if you don’t want kids.
1. A lot of people will assume that, because you don’t have kids, you must hate kids
No, I love being an aunty. And what I particularly love about it is pretending to be a dinosaur all day, then going home when 5pm aka tantrum time rolls around.
2. A lot of people will assume that, because you don’t have kids, you want kids
‘Don’t worry, there’s still time’ *bashes face into wedding breakfast*.
3. Some people will never, ever understand
Don’t even bother. You may as well try to explain the theory of relativity to a packet of liquorice… Read the full story