Because, sometimes, life hands us a sh*t deal.
You’ve legged it out the door last minute, you’re a bit skewiff but it’s a good hair day and you’ve got all your crap together (yes gym bag, yes top to return in Zara).
And you can do your make-up on the commute/as soon as you get to the office before everyone gets in. It’s cool.
Oh no, wait. You’ve forgotten your make-up bag. You’re entire make-up bag. You got nothing.
Here’s what goes through every woman’s mind when she is unexpectedly without face.
1. Oh f***ing hell, I haven’t even penciled in my eyebrows.
2. Seriously, how has this happened?
3. I am hideous.
4. Why do I not even have a rogue mascara in my sodding handbag?
5. Oh whatever, I don’t even care.