Why get into a relationship with a human when there’s junk food?
Why make it a possibility for someone to hurt you when you know you can rely on a trusty double pepperoni pizza or huge bar of Galaxy to await you in your bedroom?
Or even worse, why would you even think about a relationship when it may possibly mean having to share your beloved food?
It just doesn’t make sense, really.
When it comes to junk food there’s just so much choice and compared to a partner it’s so much easier to find.
You don’t have to spend your whole life searching for what you deem to be perfection. If one pizza isn’t perfect, it’s fine, go back to the shop… Read the full story