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14 things all truly lazy people will understand
Pure art (Picture: Getty) True laziness is an art. Many people claim to be lazy, but they don’t fully understand what it takes. They don’t realise the life-long commitment true lazy people make to not...
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Sales of slippers are in major decline and the internet is furious
Save our slippers (Picture: Phil Romans/Flickr) Slippers are amazing for so many reasons. Easing your feet into a pair at the end of a day is up there in the bliss stakes with taking your bra off at...
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17 signs you’re in a relationship with junk food
(Picture: gazeronly/Flickr) Why get into a relationship with a human when there’s junk food? Why make it a possibility for someone to hurt you when you know you can rely on a trusty double pepperoni...
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10 gifs that sum up how we feel about the loss of Tinder Moments
R.I.P. Tinder Moments, you came, you showed us badly-lit snaps of men in their boxers playing X Box who were ‘bored’, and then, today, you left. Tinder Moments was a weird snapshot into potential...
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11 phrases all bisexual women are tired of hearing
Not greedy and not a phase (Picture: Getty) Bisexuality has been getting a lot of hype recently, which is a really good thing. From half of young people no longer identifying as a 100 per cent straight...
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This woman is donating $1 for every hateful tweet she receives
Susan Carland is turning hate into hope (Picture: Twitter/Susan Carland) Like many women who brave the internet, Susan Carland receives load of horrible tweets from people she’s never met. She’s an...
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Hamster on the run wins funniest animal photo of 2015
Animals are just like us. If they see a camera, they’ll act all aloof and graceful. You know, just in case David Attenborough’s watching. But, catch them unawares and they’ll be picking their nose or...
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I wear Uggs and I’m not embarrassed to say it (ok, well maybe a bit)
Yes, the Metro.co.uk loos are VERY glam (not) (Picture: Siam Goorwich) Uggs get a bad press: universally hated by men (excluding those of Essex, of course, who wear them themselves), secretly loved by...
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This cat that hates everyone is the new internet animal to obsess over
Die, humans. (Picture: Urabanashi) Ever feel like your cat is plotting to kill you? It probably is. Because as adorable as cats are, most of them hate us all. They’re better than us, and they make no...
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Byron’s Christmas menu will make you feel all your Christmasses have come at...
Have you been good all year? (Picture: Byron) All we want for Christmas is this Father Cheesemas burger with a side of Holy Macaroni. Launched this week by Byron, the Father Cheesemas is, apparently,...
View ArticleHow many of these European counties can you locate on a map?
How good is your geography? Take our test to find out. There are 28 countries in the European Union – but how many of them could you correctly locate on a map? We’ve named 10 below. Simply pick the...
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Watch Otto the bulldog break world record by skating through 30 pairs of legs
Just a dog sailing through 30 pairs of legs on a skateboard, to break the Guinness World Record. Four-year-old Otto the bulldog skated to glory in Lima, Peru, over the weekend. Not only did he manage...
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14 really weird reasons to break up with someone (as told by Reddit)
Scratchy beards and not liking Batman can get you dumped (Picture:Getty Images/Alamy/METRO/Myles Goode) There’s a lot of reasons to get dumped. Sometimes there’s a really good reason, like you got...
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Forget the Lynx effect – women are attracted by the sweet smell of garlic
Ooh yeah, get a whiff of that garlic (Picture: Getty/Metro/Mylo) If you want to get the ladies, ditch the dodgy aftershave and eat all the garlic you can muster. Science says so. We know, we always...
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This fact will change how you see colds forever
Bless you (Picture: Getty) ‘Tis the season for runny eyes, headaches and coughs and sneezes to ring round the office. But, if you’re suffering, did you know it’s not your cold making you feel so...
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Snakes wearing hats. That is all.
Fancy. (Picture: evolutions1/Reddit) Yep, you’ve reached the weird part of the internet. You probably just wanted to unwind after work and catch up on some news. Now it’s two hours later, and you’re...
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20 things you’ll only understand if you’re an incredibly blunt person
Source: Getty Images Credit: METRO/Myles Goode Being a blunt person isn’t easy. Sure, you don’t have to deal with bulls*** and you can go to bed at night with a clean conscience, knowing you’ve been...
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MS sufferer finds cruel note above disability sticker on her car asking ‘Did...
Justine said her day out with her daughter was ruined by the insensitive note (Picture: Justine Van De Borne/metro.co.uk) Last week, a women was left distraught when she returned to her car after a...
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These are the most attractive names right now, according to right swipes
Perfect match. (Picture: METRO/Mylo) We know we shouldn’t judge people based on the names their parents gave them, but we just can’t help it. Because all people named Jade are definitely horrible...
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Author Greg McGoon has created a fairy tale with a transgender princess
Greg McGoon has released the first fairy tale with a transgender princess (Picture: Greg McGoon) Finally, the classic fairy tale’s had an update the world’s been waiting for. Children’s author Greg...
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