Forget coal in a stocking, satsumas or socks – there’s a new way to punish naughty children (and adults) this Christmas.
You can get them a jar of Marmite – the spread some believe to be the devil’s tar.
Watch their faces crumple in disgust and anguish.
The black-labelled jars, bearing the word Naughty, are also branded with their name for all to see.
Of course this only makes sense if said person hates it.
If your friends and family have been good this year, and love Marmite, you can get them a personalised Nice jar.
The 250g jars cost £4.99 from Westfield in White City, London and the Marmite Facebook page.