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Deceased grandfather’s Vasectomy Club card shows that he’s a ‘stud’

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The last thing you expect to find when trailing through your grandfather’s things is a card stating the date his vasectomy was performed. Yep, seriously. 

And that’s not all.

The card, which stated the vasectomy was performed under the S.S.S.W.W. Club (AKA Simplified Stud Service -Without Worry-) was accompanied by a little info as to what the vasectomy now meant for him.

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The card reads:

The bearer of this card is a certified (and safe) ‘stud’. He is entitled to service any female in the custom she wishes to be serviced.

He has been clipped to the fullest extent, therefore there is no chance of making babies.

Any consideration shown bearer will be fully appreciated by the President of S.S.S.W.W Club.

Reddit user magnoliamouth took to Reddit last night to speak of his – somewhat odd – findings.

It seems he found the card while going through… Read the full story


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