Oh, look. You’ve made it to the weird place on the internet. Welcome. Pour yourself a cup of tea.
And maybe grab a nice slice of Soreen, if you fancy it. Because once you see this, you might find yourself strangely tempted to give it a go.
Breadfaceblog is an Instagram dedicated to one woman bravely smashing her face into various types of delicious bread.
Is it an art form? A love letter to carbs? A statement on our consumer culture? A new beauty technique? We genuinely have no idea. But isn’t it kind of wonderful?
There are twelve posts so far, each documenting a different type of bread – from the standard white bread to the more exotic everything bagel.
On the matching Tumblr, the mysterious bread-facer has also reviewed some of the breads for face feel.
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