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Not a fan of Xmas jumpers? Try this Rudolph the red nosed nipple pasty instead
So classy (Picture: YourSassyGrandma / etsy) Nothing says Merry Christmas quite like a sparkly Rudolph nose. Covering your nipple. It’s the ultimate Christmas fashion accessory for those who aren’t a...
View ArticleWe played with the top 10 kids toys so you don’t waste your money this Christmas
It’s hard work, but someone had to do it (Picture:METRO/Myles Goode You love your kids. You want to buy them something they’ll love this Christmas. But you also want to buy them something that won’t...
View ArticleQuiz: Will you be happily married?
Quiz: Will you have a happy marriage? (Credit: Getty/Metro) With the latest statistics saying that 42 per cent of marriages end in divorce, the secret to marital bliss would seem increasingly elusive....
View ArticleSingle dad creates the greatest family photo of all time
We wish we were this cool. (Picture: Reddit/maxpowers989) When you’re a single dad with two daughters, it’s your duty to ensure they’re as badass as possible (plus all the other general parenting...
View ArticlePenguin introduces a dedicated hotline for Christmas book recommendations
Have a literary Christmas. (Picture: Getty) Because whoever they are, they’re going to appreciate a book (if not, maybe stop being friends. No one who’s ruled out ALL BOOKS, EVER is worth your time. Or...
View ArticleMan ‘sort of’ cheats on his wife while out shopping and writes about it in...
(Picture: raffaespo/Flickr) Yesterday, one man took to Facebook to speak of his somewhat embarrassing dilemma whilst in a shop. Telling Facebook he was shopping for somewhat ‘manly’ things: eyebrow...
View ArticleGet a free burger at this casino where you gamble food instead of money
Free food is the best food (Picture: 777) A pop-up casino is raising the steaks (sorry) by swapping money for food. They’re touting it as the world’s first food casino, where the chips are actual...
View ArticleThis makeup artist is trying to make wearing dead fish on your face a thing
(Picture: Instagram/elya_bulochka) Tired of the ‘stick some glitter on your face/armpits/hair’ trend? Why not stick some dead fish on your face? Or, you know, don’t. Because it’s awful. Russian makeup...
View ArticleWhy is this woman smashing her face into bread? We have no idea, but we like it
Oh, look. You’ve made it to the weird place on the internet. Welcome. Pour yourself a cup of tea. And maybe grab a nice slice of Soreen, if you fancy it. Because once you see this, you might find...
View ArticleJunior doctor who survived cervical cancer asks us to ‘fight for your NHS’ in...
The NHS helped save Laura’s life (Picture: Getty) Junior doctors have been hitting the headlines since the announcement, then standing down, of strike action. But in the midst of the arguing around...
View ArticleThis is the EXACT time when we will ditch our diets for Christmas
Down to the exact minute (Photo: Getty) Yes, we have a vague idea of how much we’re overeating at Christmas, but it’s the point in the year when as a nation we decide that we just don’t care. And...
View ArticleAre you ready to get married? Take this quiz and find out
(Rohappy/Rohappy) You’ve found yourself partnered up with the very embodiment of perfection, so why on earth wouldn’t you marry them? You may be far from ready. Marriage used to happen when you’d hit...
View ArticleCaring Santa goes the extra mile to help boy with autism feel comfortable
Santa got down on the floor to play with Brayden’s toys (Picture: Autism Speaks) Like all parents, Erin Deely wanted to take her son Brayden to see Santa at Christmas. But, after Brayden, who’s now six...
View ArticleThe ultimate doggy Christmas gift guide
You can’t leave these guys out at Christmas (Picture: Getty) Yeah yeah, Christmas presents for dogs, how outrageous. Move along. The rest of you, and by that I mean the people who clicked on this for...
View ArticleLuxury vegan beauty gifts for animal lovers this Christmas
Beauty can be a minefield for vegans. Makeup brushes made from animal hair (however cruelty-free) won’t cut it. Eco lip balms with lanolin won’t do either.* To make Christmas shopping easier, we’ve...
View Article9 fine pine reasons your Christmas tree should be real not fake this year
The real deal (Picture: PinesAndNeedles.com) The Christmas tree is at the centre of the festive season. If you put one up in your front room – and millions of us will – you’re going to have to look at...
View ArticlePeople who post inspirational quotes ‘have lower levels of intelligence’,...
(Picture: Someecards.com) We all know people who like to share words of wisdom on Instagram and Facebook. Not theirs of course – they found it on Google and the picture just looked pretty. Well, the...
View ArticleThis lazy Christmas service will deliver a decorated tree and wrapped gifts...
Christmas in a box. (Picture: Getty) Love Christmas, but can’t be bothered for all the shopping, wrapping, and prep? This might be perfect for you. For everyone else who actually enjoys all the run up...
View ArticleLittle girl gives policeman her teddy bear to ‘keep him safe’
Josh’s new patrol buddy. (Picture: Facebook/Josh McConnell) Oh, well this is heartwarming. Police officer Josh McConnell was working down at a pier on Tuesday when a little girl walked up to him with...
View ArticleSwan sees reflection for first time; spends 10 minutes checking herself out
Who’s that sexy chick? (Picture: Mercury) Gloria the swan likes what she sees. The swan has become a bit of a regular at the Brownlow B&B in Ivinghoe, Buckinghamshire. She’s round there so often...
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