Recently I have been spending time at the Westfield shopping centre in Shepherd’s Bush, waiting to witness/experience some sexual shenanigans involving pregnant women by the lifts (which will seem an odd thing to say if you didn’t read my recent column).
No luck there – but who cares? A Nespresso shop has opened!
I’m obsessed with the creepy new ads for this coffee delivery system for lazy idiots.
Bumbling, sexually repugnant idiot Jack Black can’t even say the Nespresso tagline correctly and, consequently, is a loser with women. But with help from the sexy, tortoise-mouthed George Clooney, Black drinks from a Lilliputian cup and a… Read the full story