Very important food-related news: McDonald’s is launching a loyalty scheme.
Meaning that soon we could be rewarded for our late-night drunken trips for burgers and McFlurries. With more burgers and McFlurries. Possibly.
The details of the loyalty scheme are currently shrouded in secrecy and ~intrigue~, so no one (other than Ronald McDonald himself, we imagine) knows exactly how the program will work and what the rewards will be.
But here’s what we do know.
First off, McDonald’s is definitely, 100% launching some kind of reward-based scheme for frequent customers. It’s legit. It’s happening. It’s not just one of our McNugget-fuelled fever dreams.