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Public displays of affection are revolting and must be banned immediately

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Lonely woman at bar with kissing couple
Stop! (Picture: Getty)

I was sitting on the tube last night, minding my own business, only to be assaulted with the depressingly common sight of a writhing couple sucking each other’s faces off opposite me.

After they left to stumble their passionate selves to somewhere hopefully more private, I thought that my nightly experience of having to endure the dreaded PDA was fulfilled.

No, just one stop later, another couple sat right beside me and engaged in some heavy downstairs mutual petting that was about as subtle as a brick to the face.

Seriously, when did such blatant exhibitions of explicit foreplay become an accepted part of your commute home from work?

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