It’s time to stop fronting.
There’s nothing wrong with being single. Everyone’s single at some point (apart from those people who just swing from one relationship to another like a desperate relationship monkey).
But let’s stop lying to ourselves about why we’re painfully alone. Here are some cold, hard, home truths.
You’re single…
1. Because you think you’re better than everyone else.
2. Because you haven’t changed your bed sheets for two months.
3. Because you’re always watching Friends re-runs on Comedy Central.
4. Because spending any longer than nine minutes in your company is completely unbearable.
5. Because you have a poster of Britney Spears on your wall.
6. Because you’ve slept with all of your friends.
7. Because you always talk… Read the full story