So you’ve given birth for the first time. Before the contractions started you were pretty damn confident about the whole thing. After all, you’re a human adult person, it can’t be that hard?
You’ve read the books. You’ve downloaded the apps. You’re a fully paid up NCT class member. Hell – you are READY for motherhood.
What surprises could there be in store? Erm ….
1. Getting a baby in a vest is harder than completing a Rubik’s Cube (without taking the stickers off)
2. Just how much poo is involved
3. Babies have freakishly sharp finger nails no matter how frequently you attempt to cut them
4. How rapidly the crow’s feet and wrinkles set in after baby… Read the full story