Mum closes off living room until Thanksgiving with hilarious set of rules

November 8, 2016, 3:00 am

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Thanksgiving is on November 24th – which means Twitter user Nick Denbow has just 16 days to wait out until he’s allowed back in his living room. 

That’s right, he’s been banned from the living room of his home until this specific day – as his mother has spent much time cleaning the room and making sure it’s perfect for the day.

Hilariously, Nick’s mother has gone as far as to put tape across the entrance to the room, with a note that reads: ‘This room has been cleaned for the holidays and is officially CLOSED until Thanksgiving.’

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How to get your hands on free Byron burgers and beer TONIGHT

November 8, 2016, 7:46 am

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Byron, the burger restaurant of dreams, is giving away burgers all around the country, starting TONIGHT at their Covent Garden restaurant.

The Cheesemas Tour will see them throw parties at six different restaurants around the country in the coming weeks, including tonight’s soiree in their London Covent Garden branch, where they’ll be giving away 100 free burgers and 1,000 free craft beers from the Camden Town Brewery bods, as well as free tasters of their milkshakes and cheesy menu items.

It all kicks off at 6pm and is first come, first served.

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November 8, 2016, 7:58 am

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Quorn are the queens of fake chicken products, I tell ya.

People in Japan are using scented powders to have baths in soup

If you don’t eat meat, yet have a hankering for something that tastes like processed chicken, then all you have to do is go to the freezer section of your nearest supermarket and let loose.

Fake chicken nuggets? Check. Fake breaded chicken fillets? Check. Fake southern fried chicken? UH, CHECK, MATE.

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November 8, 2016, 8:04 am

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Some teachers really care about their students’ futures. 

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So much so, that they go the extra mile to make sure all work is handed in on time to a good standard.

One teacher proving this theory is the sister of Reddit user _Piratical_, a middle school teacher who dresses up in a chicken suit if all of her students hand in their homework on time.

Posting a picture of her in her suit, Piratical said his sister has been able to wear it twice.

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Wedding photography in Russia involves a lot of Photoshop

November 8, 2016, 8:05 am

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In the UK, wedding photography tends to be a fairly formal affair.

Everyone dresses up in their finest wedding outfits. They pose with a half-smile in front of some flowers, pretending they’re not hammered from the free bar and that their shoes aren’t killing their feet.

The end result: a photo that captures the mood of the occasion and suggests the married couple are grownup, prim and proper, and very much in love.

In Russia they do things a little differently.

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November 8, 2016, 8:40 am

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When you’re a nerd at some point you’ll have to grow up and get a girlfriend.

But, to be honest, they never fill the void that Crash Bandicoot did.

Hey, they have their advantages but below are some of the problems I personally have to deal with having a girlfriend who is not nerdy in the slightest.

1. They don’t understand that you can’t stop playing on a loss

I just have to play one more, I will definitely win this one…

Three hours later you crawl into bed.

2. She doesn’t get why you get angry at games

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November 8, 2016, 8:58 am

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If you’re struggling for Secret Santa ideas this year, it might be time to add some Christmas spirit.

Gin prices will increase to painful levels if inflation rises 3%

And what better spirit to get the festivities started than the clear sort you can slosh into a highball glass with a slice of lime.

Yes, there are dozens of gin-themed gifts this year, many of which are available to buy for under £10 – making them perfect for stuffing in the Christmas Secret Santa box.

Here are 11 of our favourite gin gifts so far.

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This woman is helping thousands of homeless women this winter with her care packages

November 8, 2016, 9:02 am

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Sleeping on the streets is difficult at the best of times but for homeless women at winter, the excess cold and lack of sanitation can cause real problems.

Which is why one woman is dedicating her time to helping thousands of women on the streets via a charity drive to collect essentials for care packages.

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Gill Minto, 44, started the campaign last Christmas and because of its success, has managed to recruit more than 700 volunteers to… Read the full story

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This girl’s aunt wore a fake moustache so she could take her to the father/daughter dance

November 8, 2016, 9:04 am

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Not everyone has a dad they’re able to take to dad and daughter activities.

That doesn’t mean they should miss out on the fun.

When 17-year-old Sydney Lawrence’s drill team, the Crosby Cougar Stars, threw their annual father/daughter dance, her aunt, Kristen Roulet, stepped up to make sure she wouldn’t miss out.

Kristen immediately volunteered to stand-in, and even wore a fake moustache for the occasion.

when u don't have a dad for the dad/daughter dance so ur aunt wears a fake mustache and dances w u anyways ❤️ pic.twitter.com/B8JhlyzwBx

— thankful syd 🦃 (@_SydneyLawrence) November 3, 2016

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This little girl’s meltdown is proof that food really does cure everything

November 8, 2016, 10:02 am

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Need a lesson in getting what you want?

Then you could definitely learn a thing or two from this little girl, who uses one simple technique to ensure she gets what she wants: crying.

Chelsea Rae’s daughter was crying to be held when she was busy making dinner.

And no matter how many times Chelsea asked her daughter what was wrong and whether she was okay, her daughter refused to calm down.

That was, until she was offered some food. Suddenly, she was totally fine with a big smile on her face.

See for yourself:

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November 8, 2016, 10:07 am

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It’s officially Christmas time, people.

Because today, November 8, is when Greggs starts selling their Festive Bake.

The Festive Bake is the true sign that Christmas is here. Not the first snow, not the first Christmas tree to go up, and definitely not the Christmas lights going up on Oxford Street.

Festive Bake all the way.

Alongside their Festive Bake, Greggs has also started stocking a full range of other festive delights, as part of their Christmas menu.

It all looks delicious and full of Christmas joy. Here’s what’s on offer.

Festive Bake – 450 calories, from £1.50

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This woman was accidentally added to a sexual conversation about herself

November 8, 2016, 10:21 am

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A 22-year-old student was disgusted to find her fellow university students had branded her a ‘bike’ during a conversation she’d been accidentally added to on Facebook. 

Eleanor Henry found herself quickly removed from the conversation after being accidentally added by one of the men – but they had not realised she could see the messages sent before she was added.

Some of the messages included suggestions that Eleanor be brought on a holiday to Thailand as the men ‘needed a bike’. They also suggested that one of the men ask her to show them… Read the full story

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November 8, 2016, 10:32 am

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Last year, we brought you news of a wine merchant who had created a wonderful Christmas tree out of wine bottles.

This 12-year-old boy has made more than 800 teddy bears for sick children in hospital

Fast forward 12 months, and we can now confirm that wine bottle Christmas trees are now a thing around the globe.

Silver Oak Cellars might have kicked off the trend, but apparently loads of people have got in on the act and are proving that like everything else wine improves, it now improves trees.

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This guy turned a potato into a camera and it actually takes really nice photos

November 8, 2016, 10:53 am

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There are many great things you can make out of the humble potato.

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You’ve got hash browns, chips, rostis, roast potatoes, baked potatoes, loaded potatoes – *takes a breath* – I mean, we could go on but you get the (very starchy) picture.

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November 8, 2016, 11:19 am

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There’s a warmth to John Lewis.

It’s got none of the showiness of Harrods nor the glamour of Selfridges. If other departments stores are champagne, John Lewis is English Breakfast tea.

It’s not a sexy place. It’s a gentle hub of low-level activity. It sounds different in there – something about the quantity of soft furnishings… Read the full story

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November 8, 2016, 12:57 pm

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I don’t care what anyone says, finding your first grey hair is traumatic.

Not natural disaster, being chased by zombies, traumatic, but traumatic nonetheless.

Because there are very few things – with the exception of birthdays which end in 0s or 5s, or people you used to babysit having children of their own – which declare more loudly or clearly the fact that you’re getting old.

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November 8, 2016, 11:24 pm

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If you’ve ever endured the horror of trailing behind your partner as they visit what feels like an endless number of shops in search for the perfect pair of boots, exhausted and with an overwhelming need to sit down and let out an unending sigh, you’ll appreciate the new concept in this mall in Shanghai.

The Vanke mall in Shanghai has just opened a magical place called a ‘husband nursery’.

In the simplest terms, it’s a room in a mall packed with super comfy chairs (including one massage chair), a fridge full… Read the full story

This mum sends her daughter the most supportive replies to whatever she texts

November 9, 2016, 12:21 am

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Let’s just take a moment to appreciate mums.

They raise us. They put up with all our teenage nonsense, our mood swings, and our messy rooms. They take the one piece of toast that’s burnt and let you have the nice, perfectly toasted ones.

And – hopefully – they support us, no matter what we do.

But if we were to rank all mums in terms of supportiveness, it’d be tough to beat Delaney Keefe’s mum, Tamara.

Delaney is a 17-year-old student living in Virginia. Tamara, her mum, lives in California.

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Donald Trump’s victory cake is just as horrifying as you’d expect

November 9, 2016, 12:43 am

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In times of great horror and disappointment, we thought we could always rely on cake to comfort us.

We were wrong.

Donald’s Trump victory (yep, it’s real, he’s been elected the 45th president of the United States) is currently being celebrated with a specially made Donald Trump victory cake, delivered to the New York Hilton Midtown for all his supporters to enjoy.

And it’s just as awful as the occasion deserves.

Created to look just like the US’s new president, the cake… Read the full story

Woman adopts earless and deaf white cat, who later ends up saving her

November 9, 2016, 1:21 am

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Grad student Molly Lichtenwalkner, who suffers from anxiety disorder, feels she has been saved by a lovely little earless white cat called Otitis. 

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Otitis’ former owners gave him up to the Feline Rescue Association of Baltimore after the cysts in his ears and the removal of his hearing organs made him deaf – but with Molly once owning a deaf puppy, she knew just how to care for a pet with special needs.

But it turns out Otitis knew just how… Read the full story