Man proposes to girlfriend with beautiful poem tattooed on his shoulder
Google has just created what they claim are the bluest blue jeans in the world
Just in time for the end of London Fashion Week, Google has partnered with one of the UK’s hottest young designers to create what they claim to be the world’s only ‘Really Blue’ jeans.
Designed to match their new Pixel smartphone ‘Really Blue’ edition, they’re the work of Cambridge-born designer Christian Cowan.
What is edging and how do you do it?At just 22-years-old, the Central St Martins graduate has already designed outfits for some of the world’s biggest stars, including Lady Gaga, Ariana Grande, and Miley Cyrus.
And fresh from… Read the full story
Bride overcomes life-long stammer to say her beautiful wedding vows to her husband
A bride who overcame her stammer to read her vows on her wedding day is now teaching her baby daughter to talk.
Stop worrying about how many calories you're burning during sex29-year-old Jennifer Vaughan’s stammer was so bad that she struggled to even say her own name – and, because of this, feared she’d never find love.
She’d never have dreamed that she’d be saying her own vows to her now-husband Ashley Vaughan, of whom she met… Read the full story
10 things southerners won’t understand about the north
Although the north is actually not too dissimilar to the south, or particularly far away from it, there are many aspects of the northern life that southerners simply don’t understand.
10 things southerners do that make northerners want to fight themIf you hail from the south and plan on stepping foot up north anytime soon you might need to prepare yourself for a bit of a culture shock.
Here are just some examples of what… Read the full story
Why I stopped watching porn and started writing my own
Sex is great, but watching someone else do it can be about as erotic as an episode of Homes Under The Hammer.
Porn is boring, fake, and probably to blame for 90% of the bad sex I had in my early twenties.
Stop worrying about how many calories you're burning during sexIt also runs a high risk of being unethical, unless you’re willing to pay, which I’m not.
I resent paying £8 for an Uber, let alone £30 for something that isn’t even aimed at me.
Because let’s face it, it’s not.
There’s a reason feminist… Read the full story
Christopher Kane is trying to make furry Crocs fashionable
How my doctors made me doubt my invisible illness
Many people with an invisible illness are often too scared to seek help. I am one of those people.
Woman documents life as a permanent third wheel and she's our heroOf course, I worry that people won’t take me seriously. I worry that they’ll think I’m overreacting or worse – making it all up, but it’s not the general public, family or friends thinking this that has made… Read the full story
Fish and Chips the cats love going on outdoor adventures with their owners
These dudes are doing downward dog in nothing but kilts and it’s inspiring people to get moving
We’ve covered a lot of different types of yoga at Metro.
Goat yoga, beer yoga, weed yoga, even naked yoga.
Read the full storyHow to take a dick pic that women might actually want to see
We can’t deny the rise of the dick pic. (Sorry.)
How my doctors made me doubt my invisible illnessWe can question WHY they’re sent, but the truth is they’re going to keep coming and coming. (Again, sincere apologies.)
So if cock pics are here to stay and you’re… Read the full story
People are making Scotch Creme Eggs and they look all sorts of incredible
It might only be February but the supermarkets are already heaving with easter eggs.
There they are, wasting away in all their chocolate glory, months ahead of the big day.
Stop worrying about how many calories you're burning during sexIf only there was some way of helping out, using up all those lone little creme eggs before their sell-by dates run out.
You want to buy a Cadbury’s Crème Egg six pack but don’t know how to justify the extravagance so far away from actual Easter.
Well, my friend, help… Read the full story
Dating apps have made us all massively lower our standards, according to a new study
When you’ve been swiping through shirtless selfies and uninspired bios for hours on end, you’re going to lose the will to keep being picky.
Read the full storySex in films vs sex IRL: How do they really compare?
Spoiler alert: lots of stuff that happens in films aren’t real.
We haven’t moved to space to kill baddies with light-up popsicles, dinosaurs haven’t really come back to life and women aren’t actually attracted to Vince Vaughn.
The best Easter egg in Britain is apparently a £15 one from TescoThe same is true of sex in the movies.
Compared with sex IRL, ‘movie sex’ is a mythical concoction of good lighting, choreographed movements and vagina patches.
No woman ever rolled off in a post-coital glow and said, ‘I need to wee’.
In fact, the more iconic film sex scenes you look at,… Read the full story
The best Easter egg in Britain is apparently a £15 one from Tesco
Come Easter day, you want to be unwrapping the tastiest egg that the country has to offer.
The richest chocolate. The thickest shell. The most satisfying crack.
Christopher Kane is trying to make furry Crocs fashionableBut rather than schlepping it around all the fancy chocolate shops and spending the equivalent of a decent restaurant meal on a glorified chocolate bar, you might just want to get yourself down to your nearest Tesco.
Because their Tesco Finest Belgian Milk Chocolate Hidden Egg has… Read the full story
People are now getting freckles tattooed on their faces
As any freckle-free person will tell you, freckles are glorious.
A freckle-free person spends many hours of their life gazing at their freckled friends and wishing they had a smattering of freckles across the bridge of their nose.
How my doctors made me doubt my invisible illnessA freckle-free person often has to put up with their freckled friends bashing their freckles and saying they wish they didn’t have them.
This pains all freckle-free people, because they’ve spent ages… Read the full story
Be patient with that friend who always cancels – they might have social anxiety
We all have that one friend who we make plans with that never seem to materialise. They accept every invite, seem to be enthusiastic about their attendance and then, right at the last minute, their excuse will arrive like clockwork. One of the kids is ill. My parents have come round. I’ve had to work late. Or the old classic, ‘family stuff’.
I’m that friend – and I want all… Read the full story
This teen has just inspired the first ever transgender doll
Everyone knows that the ultimate fame accolade is having a doll made in your image.
Britney has one. Kate Middleton has one. There’s even a J.K Rowling Barbie.
This teen has just inspired the first ever transgender dollAnd now a transgender teen has inspired the creation of a new doll.
The Tonner Doll Company – which specialises in collectable and high-fashion dolls – is releasing a Jazz Jennings doll which has been designed by their founder Robert Tonner.
The doll will come dressed in a… Read the full story
Ponies dress up in matching jumpers to go on an adventure around the Shetland Islands
This 2-year-old lost a race because he wanted to hug his dad instead
On Tuesday, 2-year-old Imoh Umoren II ran a race at his school in Lagos, Nigeria.
Dating apps have made us all massively lower our standardsHe was doing pretty well – there was even a chance of him coming first – that is, right up until he spotted his dad, Imoh Umoren, and decided to run over to him… Read the full story