It is a truth universally acknowledged that nothing says love quite like carbs.
So this Valentine’s Day, we know what we’re hoping for from our secret admirers (who totally exist): a big ol’ bouquet of Doritos roses.
Yep, they’re a real thing. Clusters of Doritos dyed romantically red with ketchup flavoured seasoning, attached to twelve long stems.
Sadly, as with all great food-related things in life, the Doritos bouquet is only available across the pond, and only those that live in Canada will be able to have the greatest gift of all delivered to their loved one.