I don’t do caffeine.What your favourite sex position says about you
Not because my body is a temple – dins last night was crisps dipped in hummus and chocolate fudge cake with ice cream and chocolate shards.
And not because I believe in the aesthetic benefits of cutting the caff; my skin is still muggy and my thighs so bumpy they’re like a Braille War and Peace.
No, I don’t drink caffeine because I don’t want to give away my personality every time I order a coffee.
That’s right, you mugs – your favoured beverage de cafe reveals what’s in your soul.