Writers and fighters Bibi Lynch and Alice Wright are poles apart on the relationship scale.
Alice has a decade old marriage and Bibi has yet to find her significant other.
Here, they discuss what they believe to be the secret to a lasting relationship…
Bibi: So-called Alice?
Alice: Well hello Bibi! I always think we start like Wendy and Lisa in that Prince song.
B: Are you drunk already, love?
A: Drunk on love!
B: Oh God.
A: Sorry let’s begin.
B: So. Sometimes I think the powers that be at Metro.co.uk hate me. Shall I tell you why?
A: Go on.
B: Because today they’ve asked us to have a conversation about ‘What’s the secret to a lasting relationship?’ And they know I’ve been single for 87 years!