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These portraits of futurists prove that the future we imagined is already here
Ooh, fancy motion sensors. (Picture: David Vintiner) The future is here. Photographer David Vintiner’s latest photo project, Futurists, shares the stories of the people who are living all the stuff we...
View ArticleAre they shrinking our favourite chocolate bars? An investigation
Are we get less Boost for our buck? (Picture: Getty) We all know it. It’s the big chocolate conspiracy. They’ve been slowly reducing the size of our chocolate bars for years, right? A recent poll of...
View Article16 jobs that all retail workers are expected to do but get no thanks for
(Picture: Getty/Metro) All retail workers will know that there is far more to working in a shop than stacking shelves and scanning barcodes. Being a retail assistant requires you to take on a...
View Article22 classic British puddings ranked from worst to best
(Picture: Getty) Who doesn’t love dessert? We all do! I think about what I’m having for pudding quite often and have given what my top choices would be quite a bit of thought. So take a look at these...
View ArticleComedian writes list of all the nonsensical things women hear in their...
This woman has called out all the nonsensical things women hear in their lifetime (Picture: Bisha K. Ali/Facebook) There are days when trying to live up to society’s expectations of you can be...
View Article6 girls answer the questions boys want to know about female masturbation
It seems there’s quite a lot of fascination for the world of female masturbation. Perhaps that’s because girls don’t feel the need to chat about it as they’re enjoying their morning coffee, or perhaps...
View Article14 things you know when you move back in with your parents after uni
It’s kinda good to be back (Picture: Peter Dazeley) Chances are, as a teenager you didn’t picture being stuck at home with mum and dad in your 20s. Your 20s were meant to play like an episode of...
View ArticleGirl posts sexy leg picture on Facebook; dad responds perfectly
When dad sees your sexy Facebook post and recreates it (Picture: imagine_allthepeople/Imgur) Just in case you needed any more proof that being friends with your parents on Facebook is a bad idea. When...
View ArticleFallen in love on the Tube again? Here’s how you should handle your crush...
You don’t know anything about them but you somehow know they are just perfect for you. You can’t act normal when they’re nearby and your stomach flips when you think about them. You find ways to...
View Article27 things people who don’t want kids are tired of hearing
Admitting you’re not having kids is a surefire way to make you the centre of attention for a good ten minutes. Not in a good way. Mention you’re not planning to have kids, sit back, and prepare for...
View ArticleHere’s how to make sure you don’t keep getting stabbed by your own bra
Stop your bra stabbing you in the back. Meaning tits. (Picture: Getty) Bras. Our greatest friends and supporters, when they’re saving us from back pain and ensuring we have plenty o’ cleavage to fill...
View ArticleThis guy is selling his house on Facebook and offering a share of £1,000 to...
(Pictures: Josh Hocking) After previously putting his apartment up for rent on Facebook, and it being a hugely successful idea, Facebook user Josh Hocking has once again decided to offer another...
View ArticleWorld Bread Day: 15 reasons to love bread
It doesn’t get much better than a basket filled with bread (Picture: Getty) Happy World Bread Day! Let’s face it, bread is probably the best food in entire world. Which other food can claim dating back...
View ArticleOMG: Everyone’s favourite childhood toy car is now adult-sized, roadworthy,...
Hop in (Picture: YouTube/BBC) Your favourite childhood car is all grown-up. And it’s amazing. Yes, the bright red ‘Cozy Coupe’ Little Tikes car that used to be on every kid’s Christmas list is now...
View ArticleThis little girl has already won Halloween with her incredible costumes
Queen of Halloween (Picture: Gina Lee/Instagram) Give up, it’s too late. Don’t even bother trying to find a costume this year. It was probably going to be hastily put together and a bit rubbish...
View ArticleGlaswegians officially have the sexiest accent in Britain
James McAvoy is a Glasgow native (Picture: Getty) If you’ve found yourself lusting after a lad or lass with a Glaswegian accent, you’re not alone. They’ve just been voted the sexiest accent in Britain,...
View Article15 things you’ll only know if you drive to work
Traffic jams = hell on earth (Picture: Getty) No one likes going to work, but those with a regular commute know the true meaning of pain. It’s not just the end destination – it’s the journey itself....
View ArticleFeel the force with these Star Wars shower heads
This is truly a great time to be alive. Because now you can shower in the spray from Darth Vader’s mask. In the run up to the release to Star Wars: The Force Awakens, it seems there’s nothing they...
View ArticleThis is why the McFlurry spoon has a big ol’ hollow bottom (spoiler: it’s not...
What’s it all about? (Picture: Ali Choueiki/Twitter) If, like us, you’ve tried – and failed – approximately 54,789 times to suck your McFlurry out of the hollow square end of the McFlurry spoon, then...
View ArticleMcDonald’s new silver Modern China burger looks pretty grim tbf
(Picture: McDonald’s China) Bap’s enough, guys. Some are calling it the grey burger. Others, more generously, are calling it the silver burger. But here at Metro.co.uk we’re calling it a coloured...
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