Because cat employees are the best employees.
After 50 days mourning the heartbreaking death of Tama the cat, who worked as a stationmaster for eight years, the Kishi station… Read the full story
Because cat employees are the best employees.
After 50 days mourning the heartbreaking death of Tama the cat, who worked as a stationmaster for eight years, the Kishi station… Read the full story
It’s National Dog Day – the only day of the year that humans who hate other humans can love dogs more than humans and not be judged by humans.
You know who never judges? Dogs. Even when they see you pick your nose.
Here are 15 signs you love your dog more than people.
1. Step in dog poo and you curse at the owner not the dog coz n’awww he can’t help it.
2. You judge privately owned shops that don’t allow dogs in – what kind of human beings are running this place?
3. You go to parties or gatherings and if there is… Read the full story
And so, the trend of ridiculous Halloween costumes continues.
While everyone’s still getting over the uproar of that offensive Caitlyn Jenner outfit, online retailer Costumeish has snuck in with another absurd Halloween costume idea: Walter Palmer, the American dentist who killed Cecil the Lion.
Hey, at least this one’s actually scary.
Retailing at $59.99 (around £38), the costume features a severed lion’s head mask, blood-covered dentist’s smock, dentist tools, and blood-spattered gloves, so you’ll have all you need to enrage animal lovers and defensive members of the dentistry industry alike.
On a positive note, 15% of the costume’s proceeds will go to a Wildlife Foundation, so you could spin your choice… Read the full story
Real best friends have matching faces.
Talented contour-er and costume make-up artist Ilana has just released her latest tutorial, which helps you create a casual look that’s perfect for a girl’s night out.
By which we obviously mean: it shows you how to look like your dog.
If your dog is a Siberian husky.
Because you’re not REALLY best friends until you can do the whole ‘twinsies!’ thing.
Sure, the cold, dead stare of ice-blue husky eyes painted on someone’s eyelids might be a little terrifying, but WHO CARES when there are so many great selfie opportunities involved?
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You say ‘tomato’, we say ‘La Tomatina’.
Yes, it’s that time of year again when Spaniards start hurling mushy tomatoes at each other in the street for absolutely no reason.
La Tomatina is at the top of every tomato-lovers bucket list, and this years festival certainly didn’t disappoint in the mushy stakes.
This year marked the 70th anniversary of the festival, which became a ‘thing’ after an impromptu food fight erupted… Read the full story
It’s National Burger Day tomorrow and we’re already salivating in anticipation of perhaps the greatest food day of the year.
But where to go for the perfect burger?
According to chef Charles Michel, your best bet is to stay at home – and cook up his ‘perfect’ burger.
Michel is the chef in residence at Oxford University’s Crossmodal Research Laboratory, where they analyse how our senses work.
He has conducted some Very Important research in labs for Asda to prove scientifically what makes the perfect burger, from the individual ingredients to the entire eating experience.
Want to know how it’s… Read the full story
Yet another reason to ban men.
A new study from the Indiana University Bloomington has found that working in male-dominated offices can do serious damage to female employees’ health.
In a large US survey, researchers studied the stress hormones of more than 440 women who worked in offices where at least 85% of the workforce were men.
They found that women working in these strongly male-dominated environments had unhealthier patterns of cortisol – the damaging stress hormone – than those who worked in more gender balanced offices.
Experiencing irregular cortisol patterns, especially on a… Read the full story
Is there anything more mind-boggling than a toddler? I hope not.
I came up with 500 things about them that are sure to drive any parent absolutely mad, but I only managed to type up 19 before my own toddler found me hiding in my cupboard.
If you have or have had toddlers, I’m sure you can understand….
Here they are – 19 ways toddlers drive us mad:
How come they NEVER notice their shoes are on the wrong feet?
Why is the tag in their new cardigan ‘too scratchy’, but the oversized polyester Elsa costume and the Pirate Jake eye patch are not?
How are they oblivious to the mud covering 75 per cent of their bodies?
And the… Read the full story
This world is doomed.
We might as well pack it up and leave, because modern society has ruined everything.
Our lives are spent consuming crap, or chained to a desk in order to produce and purchase more sh*t we don’t need.
Or so these illustrations by Steve Cutts would have us believe.
His pictures offer a… Read the full story
Dead inside?
Snap.
Let’s stay at a respectful distance from each other, discuss nothing emotional, and be best internet friends.
Being emotionally unavailable has its own benefits and rewards.
Like being GREAT at taking insults and criticism (because you genuinely don’t give a f***), remaining the go-to for rational, calm advice in times of crisis, and living a life free of emotional drama.
But it also has its own struggles.
Like physical contact. Intimacy. Or having to express genuine human emotion.
Basically, being emotionally unavailable is something unique and sometimes wonderful, with a bunch of daily experiences that only members of the emotionally unavailable crew can truly understand….
PSA: how about you don’t touch me until we’ve known each other for at least six months?
Life as a Muslim girl isn’t always easy. Sometimes you’ve got to balance your faith with fashion, work, and a zillion other things.
Here are 10 of the struggles we deal with:
1. Trying to find suitable modest clothes (that still look stylish)
Autumn and winter are a Muslim girl’s best friend, but summer is the worst!
Clothes that have slits in, are too short or are practically see-through are out of the question. Finding modest clothes that cover up without looking frumpy in the summer can be hard.
And don’t even get me started on ripped jeans.
2. The hijab question
Some of us choose to wear hijab. Some of us don’t. If we do wear it, we get asked if we got forced into wearing it. And… Read the full story
Just in case you STILL haven’t seen enough about the most depressing place on earth.
Banksy has just released a special trailer for his already massively popular bemusement park, Dismaland.
Much like the classic Disneyland ads, the short video shows a family looking to escape boring everyday life by running off to the happiest place on earth.
Except this time, they head to Dismaland, where they’re greeted with excessive security checks,… Read the full story
In the world of fast food burgers, two names stand out from the competition: Burger King and McDonald’s.
And this year, for one day only, the two burger behemoths *may* be joining forces to create what could possibly be the best burger of all time – the McWhopper.
We say may, because at this stage the McWhopper is merely a proposal from Burger King to MaccyD’s.
You see the culinary collaboration is all in aid of raising awareness for International Peace Day, with Burger King suggesting that they and McDonald’s set an example by agreeing to a ‘ceasefire’ on their ‘longstanding rivalry.’
Shagging, bonking, making the beast with two backs, doing the nasty, doing the no pants dance.
There’s plenty of ways to talk about sex but tragically no fool-proof way to find out exactly how good at it you are.
Until now.
Yes, here’s a 100 per cent accurate and reliable measure of how adequate you are in the sack which doesn’t involve sending all your former lovers questionnaires or inventing truth serum and slipping it into your partner’s tea.
That’s right, it’s a sex quiz – dare you take it to find out how good you are in bed?
For when you’re falling asleep at your desk, but you’ve already passed your coffee limit for the day.
A new video from Reactions shares all the science-approved ways to stay awake and alert without lunging for a caffeine hit.
Thankfully, they’re all pretty easy (and, more importantly, mostly free) to do.
Watching cute videos – whether you prefer kittens, puppies, or red panda cubs – is proven to have a positive effect on your mood and attention to detail.
That’s because they cause pleasure, which raises oxytocin levels – the happy hormone – and reduces cortisol –… Read the full story
And today in controversial school policies…
She may be the world’s premier cartoon heroine, but according to one school, Wonder Woman and her Golden Lasso of Truth are too are absolutely not suitable lunchbox fodder.
According to Redditor twines18, who posted a copy of the letter and offending lunchbox on Imgur, the lunchbox contravened the schools dress code which states children aren’t allowed to bring ‘violent images’ into the building.
The letter states: ‘We have defined “violent characters” as those who solve problems using violence. Super… Read the full story
There’s no reason why a blog can’t break down gender norms and melt hearts at the same time.
First up, Butches and Babies involves very cute pictures of babies, which is of course totally adorable.
Meaghan O’Malley, the mastermind behind the blog, wrote on the website: ‘It’s not at all easy to march through the world shattering gender norms at every turn.
‘So when a butch holds a small child, relatively unaffected by gender (in a cognitive/behavioural sense), it is a simultaneous… Read the full story
We’ve literally never been this excited in our lives.
If what you need this morning is some unadulterated joy, look no further. Because this little chappie has it in abundance.
Five-year-old has just found out he’s going to be a big brother, and he just. can’t. believe it.
No really. He keeps asking his mum, ‘is it in there?’ and ‘I hope you’re not joking’.
His mum, 28-year-old Sarah Bromby, told the Scunthorpe Telegraph: ‘I was expecting him to take it well because he has been pestering me about having a brother or sister.’
Imagine you’re a baby elephant, and you see a dog for the first time.
You’d be confused, right? Maybe a little freaked out?
Well, that’s pretty much how Yindee, a baby elephant at the Elephant Nature Park, reacted when confronted by a random dog, who’s really keen on playing together.
Yindee actually borders on pissed off for a bit, getting a little bit frustrated by the dog’s NEED to play.
But then, as all of us must, Yindee gives into the fun, and starts chasing the dog around and flinging some dirt.
And a friendship is born.
Disney is probably stealing this animal friendship for their next movie as we speak.
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